It’s the beginning of a new year, so I thought I’d share the beginning of Not My Apocalypse:
My name is Alex Holden, and I’m the Antichrist. It’s not like I had choice about it. My father is the Devil, my mom is a crazy Satanist bitch (and no I don’t mean the Anton Levey kind of Satanist, I mean the old school actual devil worshiping type). I fucking hate them both and my life would be much happier if I never saw either of those fuckers again. My step father, too. Sometimes I feel sorry for the poor bastard, since he’s really just there for good PR when I start my political career.
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