Werewolf Bootlegger Layeth the Smacketh Down!

This may come as a shock, but …

I’m on Team Werewolf. Find out more.

Now, I’ll admit that the idea of a vampire lumberjack is neat. Funny. Interesting. But up against a werewolf bootlegger? I’m sorry, but in that case you spell vampire lumberjack L-A-M-E. C’mon, a guy who hangs out in the woods and chops down trees versus a guy thumbing his nose at the law while racing around in a car full of booze? And did I mention the tommy gun? Well I just did.

In a fight, there’s no way a vampire lumberjack is winning. He’d be mowed down before he brought his axe up. I imagine it would look something like this:

Layeth the Smacketh Down!

Notice Werewolf Bootlegger standing triumphantly over the fallen Vampire Lumberjack.

You know what? The werewolf bootlegger doesn’t even need a tommy gun. He can whoop that vampire’s ass with his bare hands.

GO TEAM WEREWOLF BOOTLEGGER!

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Werewolf Bootlegger Layeth the Smacketh Down! — 42 Comments

  1. Bwahahahaha! I love the victory shot, it just makes the whole argument seem more real πŸ˜‰

    Lovers of beasts with booze unite!

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  3. TEAM WEREWOLF BOOTLEGGER for the WIN!!! I’m a wolf-girl to the end! Our werewolves are totally gonna kick those wimpy vampires all through the woods!

  4. Ha! Love the action shot! Although, if you could get that victorious werewolf into a suit, that’d be so much more awesome.

    Or get him a rebel flag…

  5. ROFL, loved the little action-figurine demonstration and so true, werewolves are strong, passionate and so protective. Yummy! πŸ˜€ I’m Team Werewolf Bootlegger supporter all the way! πŸ˜€

  6. Thanks for the compliments on the pic. Setting that up was pretty much the highlight of my day. πŸ™‚

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  8. I come from a long line of lumberjacks the woods a quiet and calm. I’ll take the family biz and some pesky soul issues over the uncontrolled furry and controlled substances.
    That and I read Laurell Hamilton and the vamps are be far the better monster.
    Go Team Vampire Lumberjack!

  9. Loving the illustration!

    Vamps are scary dudes, yes. But in my house, I want a guy that is cuddly and warm. And brings me liquor. And cooks me a juicy steak. I DON’T want a guy that calls a bottle of blood (or worse, a buxom blonde) dinner.

  10. I love vamps and have always had an affinity for them with their mystique and sexy fangs. Go Team Vampire Lumberjack!

    Even though I love the vamps, your pic is hilarious!

  11. Team Vampire Lumberjack for me.
    Can’t sway me from the vampires. Besides nothing wrong with hanging out in the woods, it can be kind of peaceful

  12. LOL!
    Sorry, especially since the Bootlegger does not inspire a song. The Lumberjack, well when my friend mentioned Lumberjack Vampire, Jackyl’s song “Lumberjack” came to mind and that song was just my favorite!

  13. @Matt. If I can find some more female action figures, I’m thinking of doing plot summaries with goofy pics. Maybe I’ll have to use Beanie Babies instead. Or old school Littlest Petshop. πŸ˜‰

  14. For the sake of sides, I have to go Team Vampire Lumberjack. Nothing says sexy like a man jacking some lumber. (Ohhh the images.)
    No promises but I might reconsider with the right incentive. SKIN! πŸ™‚
    I can’t wait to add both of these to my collection!

  15. Love everything they write but have a soft spot for my sexy shifters, so it’s Team Werewolf for me.

  16. that is so not going to happen you know that some Vampires have power and that werewolf is going down! I’m on Team vapire Lumberjack!
    Go Team !!

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  17. A new team, a civil war, a revolution!!!
    Team Werevamp Wolfjack
    YES!!! I agree I want both too, yeah, the start of a new revolution, I’d love to be in the middle between these two sexy men, a new team. I’m with you, team Werevamp wolfjack, how does that sound?
    I had just started to post the following on some of the blogs starting with Blackravens.
    I can be a trouble maker, I want both, shame on me huh,blame it on some really good posts numbering the wolf advantage of being able to be out at all times of the day and the fact that he’s warm and really alive and can share a real meal of food. Although the wolfie can take care of me 24/7 and the vamp can only manage about half, maybe they won’t mind sharing, I wouldn’t mind it. After all why can’t I have my cake and eat it too.
    Hope everyone doesn’t want to stake me out but I really want both.
    Zina
    Viva le revolution, for those that to switch to both, come join us, make your voice heard. This is a war after all!!

  18. Team Werewolf for me! Howling seems kind of sexy! Booze and full moons! what’s not to love?

  19. @ John Seattle -“That and I read Laurell Hamilton and the vamps are be far the better monster.” – They totally are.

    Go Team Vampire Lumberjack!!!

  20. I agree, and I love your picture, very clever. A warm blooded werewolf is sexier than a cold, dead vampire. And lumberjack is a pretty boring job, I mean how exciting can chopping down trees be? Bootlegging has danger, excitement, and alcohol, a perfect combination.

  21. Haha! Love the pic! Werewolves are wayyy better in everything than vampires. Vampires don’t show enough emotion for me. I love me a moody, possessive, passionate werewolf! Go Team Werewolf Bootlegger!

  22. Go Team Vampire Lumberjack! What can I say I’m a sucker for the fangs. (Pun intended)