This may come as a shock, but …
Now, I’ll admit that the idea of a vampire lumberjack is neat. Funny. Interesting. But up against a werewolf bootlegger? I’m sorry, but in that case you spell vampire lumberjack L-A-M-E. C’mon, a guy who hangs out in the woods and chops down trees versus a guy thumbing his nose at the law while racing around in a car full of booze? And did I mention the tommy gun? Well I just did.
In a fight, there’s no way a vampire lumberjack is winning. He’d be mowed down before he brought his axe up. I imagine it would look something like this:
Notice Werewolf Bootlegger standing triumphantly over the fallen Vampire Lumberjack.
You know what? The werewolf bootlegger doesn’t even need a tommy gun. He can whoop that vampire’s ass with his bare hands.
GO TEAM WEREWOLF BOOTLEGGER!
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